SYEMPRE YUN DIN. Alangan naman ikaw. Kasya ka? Kasya ka?!
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| ANAK: | Tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas! |
| TATAY: | Paalisin mo! |
| ANAK: | Oi manok, umalis ka nga dito! |
| TATAY: | Bobo! Gulatin mo! |
| ANAK: | Oi manok! Bulaga! |
| TATAY: | Tanga! Takutin mo! |
| ANAK: | Manooook! Aswang ako! Awooooohh! |
| TATAY: | Peste! Bugawin mo! |
| ANAK: | Boss, chicks? P50 lang. Virgin to. |
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BOYFRIEND KO HAHAHAHHA
Aweeeeeeee :”>
WHY YOU SO GWAPO?! :”“”“> ♥♥♥\
Ang gwapo ni crush. Shit :”“”“>
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| Rihanna: | We found love in a hopeless place. |
| Cap: | We found Steve in a frozen place. |
| Tony: | We found Stark in an iron case. |
| Bruce: | We found Hulk in some gamma rays. |
| Thor: | We found Thor punching Loki's face. |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so. |